Monday, January 14, 2013

The windshield apple analysis

Q. The windshield of your parked car is smashed and there is an apple on your front seat. List 5 reasons why this could have happened.

1. Some one threw an apple at the car with a high speed trebuchet.
2. A vandal broke the windshield. A different person left an apple to cheer me up.
3. A worm hole from a different dimension appeared right on my windshield and someone on the other side threw in organic matter as a test.
4. Lady with high pitched voice sings on the street. Her voice causes glass to shatter. And people try to take her out by throwing things at her. An apple thrown at her falls into my car.
5. Teenage wizard wand malfunction.

An exercise in creativity. If anyone else would like to continue listing answers, you are welcome to try and leave ideas in the comments. It is a tough tough job! In spite of thinking so hard I still got quite unoriginal answers. :(

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hmmm I'll have to go with option2....

But another answer could be assuming your car was parked under an apple tree...
A vandal broke the windshield.. and the apple fell from the apple tree ...:)