Would you like to listen?

Let me tell you this story
It is interesting I promise
It has a girl and her time machine
And a lot of plot twists
She is on a quest to conquer
The world with an evil, evil plan
And all she has to do to make it come true
Is to write and write as much as she can
At the end of the story
You will be pleased as punch
and rejoice for this scheming girl
Who cackles and rubs her hands with glee
As she towers over the world

Would you like to listen?